Mustache Mayhem's Cast and Crew
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Bull STATUS - HERO SUPER POWERS - As a Mall Detective, Bull possesses deductive reasoning skills so profound they should be considered "super" skills, but unfortunately they aren't. WEAKNESSES - As a Mall Detective, Bull commands little to no respect. He is also forced to repeatedly explain that he is a Mall Detective and not a Mall Security Guard . . . because apparently there is a difference of some sort. |
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Buttons STATUS - HERO SUPER POWERS - Buttons may lack "super" strength, but that doesn't mean he isn't super muscular, because he is . . . so much so that his muscle definition can clearly be seen through his t-shirt. This of course can be attributed to the fact that Buttons lifts mad weights. God he's macho! WEAKNESSES - Buttons is so macho he doesn't have any weaknesses, Ba-har! |
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The Centaur STATUS - VILLAIN SUPER POWERS - As a recruiter demon, the Centaur has the ability to turn its victims into mindless zombie slaves. WEAKNESSES - It is widely believed that whomever possesses the fabled Golden Amulet of Destiny can use it to control the Centaur's every move. Whether or not this is true is unknown. |
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Chauncey STATUS - VILLAIN SUPER POWERS - Chauncey Wentworth III has no known super powers. He does, however, have a rather large trust fund and a membership to Greenwood Country Club, which give him quite a superiority complex . . . superiority starts with super . . . that's as close as he's going to get. WEAKNESSES - Due to his privileged upbringing, Chauncey has a natural aversion to work and all things labor intensive. He is incapable of doing anything himself, hence he hires goons to do his bidding. Since everyone knows good help is hard to find, especially in Greenwood, his tendency to hire goons proves to be a rather fatal character flaw. |
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D-Love STATUS - HERO SUPER POWERS - D-Love has no super powers, however, he is perhaps the greatest Hibachi chef of this or any other generation, making him incredibly skilled with a knife . . . but not "super" skilled with a knife . . . that would just be a stupid super power. WEAKNESSES - Like some people, D-Love can be harmed by bombs, bullets, sharp objects, blunt objects, poisons (both gas and liquid), illness, and freak accidents. Other than that he doesn't really have any weaknesses. |
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Fee STATUS - HERO SUPER POWERS - Fee is a very gifted shopper. She also possesses what some would consider a super natural ability to perfectly accessorize anything in her wardrobe. However, her "powers" are slightly inaffective against the undead . . . unless of course they happen to need help finding a cute necklace or bracelet to compliment they're outfit . . . it could happen. WEAKNESSES - Purses and shoes . . . she can't resist buying them in mass . . . no woman can. |
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Mac STATUS - HERO SUPER POWERS - Though Mac has no "super" powers, he does possess a rather vast knowledge of the Dewey Decimal System, which is arguably the greatest power of all. WEAKNESSES - Mac suffers from Irratable Bowel Syndrome, which, one can imagine, can be quite a noisance while fighting hordes of blood thirsty zombies. |
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Troy the naughty wizard STATUS - HERO SUPER POWERS - As a Naughty Wizard, Troy possesses no magical powers whatsoever. Naughty Wizards are in no way, shape, or form affiliated with magical beings of any kind. Infact, there is no such thing as a Naughty Wizard . . . it's just something Troy made up because he's a juvenile jerk. WEAKNESSES - Troy the Naughty Wizard never passes up an opportunity to pull off a practical joke . . . ever. Though this may not seem like much of a weakness, his abnormal psychological need to "prank" everyone around him does prohibit him from following the first rule of survival against zombie attacks . . . never stop and take the time to pull a zombies pants down. It isn’t funny. It’s just dangerous and stupid. |